Chuck Darren, usually referred to as Pants, is one of the main characters, along with Victor McCoyTony Manson, and Diane Macle. Chuck is the smartest, and most reasonable of the group. He is very sarcastic and tends get angered by many things.

Chuck is a seventh grader (later eighth) who joins his friends on the disturbing journey of life. He is the son of infamous Social Justice Warrior, Lord Gâchette Darren.